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Solutions are Strachan's passion, his raison d'etre, his strength and the reason why he is one of the most under-estimated geniuses of his acquaintance.
The size of Strachan's brain and the speed of his thought, often means that the brilliant ideas that he has are so many light years ahead of their time, that nobody else can appreciate them. So, nobody buys them.
But, that is the fault of the people who work for Klaptrap too. So, we fire them