You have the great pleasure to be visiting the Web site of Klaptrap.com.
Klaptrap are the leading purveyors of bullshit, long words and hyperbole in the marketplace.
Klaptrap is a focused company. We know what's important in business. We know what makes us successful. We know all this and now we can share some of it with little old you, the customer.
We now how good it must be for you; having us working with you and charging you huge amounts of money for the privilege. After all, not everyone can be as successful and talented as we are. You're obviously not, otherwise you wouldn't need us.
We know that one day you would like to be able to do what we do. But until then, keep sending us the cheques.