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Ageonandon

Exonronics

 

Background

One of the world's largest extranet applications for transferring debt off balance sheet and into subsidiary companies.

The Project

This application uses the latest Web technologies and has a user interface designed by Luigio Grosseramo, one the world's leading designers of male underwear.

Solution

Our involvement was to provide some of the best talent in global software expertise and let them be fucked around by the client. For this, we were paid vast amounts of money which so far has been invested in a new Ferrari and a really nice Bentley.

During the project, three of our most talented people suffered major nervous breakdowns. But they were all right after we sent them on one of our compulsory fun days and reminded them that "broken" people don't get to be rich like the directors.