Extended Global Office - EGO
Driven exclusively by Strachan's sense of self-importance, and his need to be available anywhere in the world at any time, we developed Extended Global Office.
The solution utilises state-of-the-art wireless technologies, firewalls, and Virtual Private Networks, connecting to electrodes attached to Strachan testicles.
Customers can log on at any time of day or night and send an encrypted digital signature which will identify itself via the transmission of short, sharp electrical impulses on to Strachan's goolies.
To date, no customer has used it. But Strachan's own staff find it absolutely invaluable for keeping in touch with him, and amusing themselves during quiet periods (ie, most of the time).
For a real-time demonstration of EGO, click on the photograph of Strachan below.
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