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NUCLEAR WEAPONS

In response to a recent article in our News section ("Bang!") about the number of nuclear weapons in Scotland, FirstFoot received the following e-mail from a worried reader.

"Bombs in Scotland are fucking scary....But I read something even scarier recently: Since the break-up of the former Soviet Union over SIXTY TONS of weapons grade Uranium is either "lost" or "misplaced"....what the fuck does that mean?!!!?? I mean with weapons grade Uranium all you'd need is a monkey with a sledgehammer to set it off. I would really like the governments of the US and UK to make a concerted fucking effort to find said Uranium...any cunt could have it, and probably does.

love,


miranda..."

Given the serious nature of Miranda's concerns, we felt it appropriate to put the question directly to a representative of the Scottish Parliament and forwarded her message to our man on the inside, Renfrew MacLudge, MSP.

His reply is published here in full;