SLEAZY ANTICS

The islanders of Corfu have been outraged at the sleazy antics of three British women who staged a live sex show on the beach at the resort of Kavos.

The three girls, all reps for Club 18-30, performed sex acts on three (fine and upstanding) British men on a makeshift stage during a drunken party, in full view of shocked families and young children.

The performance, which took place at around 5.30 in the evening, was also witnessed by a Greek businessman who video filmed the whole thing. Enterprising chap.

Greek police now wish to interview the girls, all of whom, not surprisingly, have left the island and resigned from their jobs.

All could face charges of "indecent exposure and public vulgarity of a particularly heinous nature", a charge which carries a maximum sentence of 5 years in jail.

Club 18-30 have apologised for the outrage, but an insider for the company commented that "the damage will be minimal. In fact, we'll probably see trips to Corfu increase, particularly by young lads."

And there was us thinking that "Sex on the Beach" was just the name of a cocktail.