The Scottish Suppository

FirstFoot supposes that someone has to invent suppositories but is surprised that the good folk of Motherwell haven't got better things to do.

It was a Motherwell man who patented this in 1991. Possibly as some warped revenge on an unsuspecting public ....."right ya bastards, you'ze is gettin' it, right up yer ****".............

Ooh ya!!!