Memorabilia 4 u - Autographs and Signed Photos
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figurine of a scottish pup
Another figurine of a scottish pup
Yet another figurine of a scottish pup
Figurine of a Scottish pup

It was worth including three perspective drawings of this "invention"; just to illustrate that there are other places in the world where loonies exist.

In this case there are two sets of loonies:

1
The two Uruguayans who patented this in 1979 and who obviously have never seen a Scottish pup in their lives.
 
2
The other loonies being the American Patent Office for allowing them to waste time, money and effort.
   

The only satisfying part of this, is that it makes FirstFoot feel positively sane. And that takes some doing.