Spiffing fun

A couple of jollly good English chaps, Henry George Simon Whitbread and William Toby Butterwick, patented this amusing little vignette of Scottish life.

Set on an imaginary Scottish moorland estate, chaps tramp around shooting stags and grouse and catching salmon.

To make the game dashed awkward, obstacles in the shape of bootprints are set in the way of each player.

Jolly good spiffing fun what?

The FirstFoot variant envisages setting Henry and William loose naked and penniless in Easterhouse on a Saturday night with the challenge of getting their fat arses back to England in one piece.

Now, that's a game FirstFoot would pay to watch.