A Keyring

The Aberdeen chap who patented this in 1994, gave his address as Beechgrove Gardens, Aberdeen.

Beechgrove Gardens is a Scottish television programme particularly well known as a source of useless information by the horticulturally inept.

FirstFoot suspects that this chap was taking advantage of those rather special wee mushrooms that grow in well maintained grass in the Autumn.

Once eaten, they have a psychedelic effect so that sometimes lager is pink, sometimes square and yellow, and tomatoes are so, so red, and everyone is looking at me so I think that I'll just make a wee keyring and register it with the US Patent Office.