Och, jings ...

Disappointment writ large.

Days, weeks and months spent poring through databases of patents. Seeking something Scottish and interesting.

And then. a Scottish invention for a joint.

If ever a nation was well placed to invent the perfect joint, the 10 out of 10 spliff, the consumate rebellious reefer, then it would be Scotland.

Imagine Fisrtfoots' disappointment when the invention in question had bugger all to do with cannabis but was an "industrial" joint.

Fuck .....