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| A comb |
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The country that gave the world the
internal combustion engine proudly presents ................
a comb.
FirstFoot searched furiously for the
stunning, revolutionary, world-improving secrets of this
comb. Was it going to contain a miniature thermo-nuclear
reactor, did it cure Aids, was the world going to be a better
place?
No.
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| Another comb |
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The loonies from Stonehaven and Aberdeen
who patented this rather bizarre "invention" had
no surprises up their sleeves .... it was just a comb.
So, when FirstFoot saw that they had patented
another comb, we thought "this time it's surely the big one,
the comb that changed the world."
But no, it was still just a comb.
But wait. A late entrant on the scene. A well
known Edinburgh hairdresser (whose name rhymes with bum) has also
registered a patent for a comb (bet you can't wait).
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| Another fucking
comb |
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But, perhaps unsurprisingly, it is
just another comb.
By this time FirstFoot had begun to
suspect that there might be something about combs that we
didn't understand.
We plundered the FirstFoot corporate research
budget and hired the best available people for the money.
Unfortunately, although they did come cheap,
Scots Tories Ian Duncan Smith and Brian "Bankrupt" Montieth,
are both folically as well as idealogically challenged and their
report was unilluminating:
"Combs can be useful for people
with hair."
So, if any FirstFoot reader can shine any light
on this enigmatic subject, please feel free to mail us by clicking
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