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Barbecue table not available at all good DIY stores
The Barbecue Table

FirstFoot loves this idea because it is so dangerously crap.

It is crap for the same reason that you don't have an oven and hob in the middle of a dining table. Because, it is fucking hot and people could get burned.

So, adding a few extra elements of danger such as wind, sparks, smoke and open flames obviously appealed to the two Glasgow inventors who patented this hot idea in 1988.