Can't deny it, cannae lie,
I pure fancied Princess Di.

Thought she was the poshest totty,
Ever tae grace tits an' botty.

Cried my eyes oot, on the day
Charlie wheeched my burd away.
Predicted, it would end in tears,
Then, drowned my sorrows in twelve beers.

Sure enough, she gets fucked up
And then starts dating Fayed's pup,
Then "Bang!" her driver hits a post,
And Di, tae me's, forever lost.

Can't deny it, cannae lie,
I pure fancied Di,
Och aye.