"AGEISM"

I used tae be,
Like you'se are now,
All cocky, ken,
And lippy? How.

Then ah woke up, aye,
I was told,
Fuck!
THESE!
Yes, these think
I
Am old!!!!

Now, that's no fair, it isnae right,
I'll no take crap frae some young shite.
A skateboard ned, wi' plukes and zits,
Wi' fashion sense that's just pure pits.

He telt us well, I'll give him that,
"Fuck Off Auld Cunt!" he says.
You should have seen his young pals laugh.
That's me put in ma place.

I had tae grin myself, one sec,
Admire the young boy's cheek,
But, taking stock, I did what's best,
And lamped him tae next week.

I've telt you once, I'll tell you twice,
I'll no take shite, it isnae nice,
And see if you dare call me "old"?
You're takin' chances, awfy bold.