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We received the following email at FirstFoot Global HQ. We reproduce it in full, without any changes in spelling, grammar or punctuation:

HI ive recently moved to Scotland with my husband who is scottish and im not worried as such but would like some help I really want to know what to expect at hogmanay and it appears and wot ive been told is that getting drunk is evientable ive never been drunk before even though im nearly 21 people have told me I should try it at hogmanay coz everyone else will probably be anyway I dnt wanna be left out and I want try it im nervous though I kn I probably sound the most boring werid young person who needs to get a life I just want to what expect at hogmanay thanks Amanda.

So, we sent it to Uncle CJ for his thoughts. And this is what he said: