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| Bill
Drummond looking sober, respectable and sane. Don't
be fooled. |
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Bill Drummond is FirstFoot's kind
of musician. He has consistently stuck two fingers up at the
mendacious, avaricious, pretentious animal that constitutes the
music and arts businesses, whilst simultaneously making a fortune
from them.
William E. Drummond was born in 1953
and grew up in Galloway. The teenage Drummond ran away to
sea to become a fisherman off the North East coast of Scotland,
a period he described as "my youth years lost afloat".
He then went to Liverpool to study art. And it is there that
the story really begins.
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| Ian McCulloch - Echo and the
Bunnymen |
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In the mid 1970's Liverpool was an extraordinary
place for music. It wasn't long before Drummond joined Liverpool
punk band 'Big In Japan'. Although they were crap, they spawned
major careers for three of the personnel; Drummond himself,
Holly Johnson of 'Frankie Goes To Hollywood', and Ian Broudie
of 'Lightning Seeds' and a frightening number of high class
production credits.
After Big in Japan split, Drummond formed
Zoo Records. Zoo signed and released output from two of the
defining Liverpool acts of the period; 'Echo and The Bunnymen'
and 'The Teardrop Explodes', both of whom Drummond also managed.
Drummond was an interesting manager.
When he was questioned about the point of a Bunnymen tour
of bizarre and apparently random sites, including the Northern
Isles, Drummond's response was, "It's not random, if
you look at a map of the world, the whole tour's in the shape
of a rabbit's ears."
Demonstrating a more caring side to
his character as the Teardrops manager, he once told lead
singer, Julian Cope, to commit suicide in order to boost record
sales.
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| Jimmy
Caulty and Bill Drummond - The Kopyright Liberation
Foundation |
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With a management style like that, something
had to give and it did. Following an acrimonious split with
both bands, Drummond joined WEA as an A&R man and during
his stint was responsible, amongst other things, for nurturing
The Proclaimers.
But the best was yet to come.
In 1987, together with Jimmy Cauty,
ex-Killing Joke, he formed a creative partnership which released
output under a number of guises most notably the KLF. The
partnership will be long remembered, but probably not for
the music.
KLF were masters of culture-jamming,
art terrorism, media manipulation. There are three examples
of this which are most memorable:
The 1992 BRIT Awards
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| Drummond, in a kilt, sprays
captains of the music industry with blanks from
his machine gun at the 1992 Brit awards. |
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On live TV, and in front of the captains
of the music industry Drummond and Cauty launched a 2 band,
mega-metal-thrash with screeching guitars, 200mph drumming
and shouted lyrics. The industry had been expecting a KLF
dance track.
The finale was Drummond returning onstage
with a large automatic machine gun, and a cigar in his mouth,
sparks and explosions from the rear of the stage, and Drummond
shooting realistic sounding blanks into the audience.
They left the stage with the audience
incredulous, to an announcement "The KLF have now left
the music industry".
1993 Art Award
As a reaction to the Turner prize awarded
to the best young British artist, KLF Foundation announced
an award for the worst British art. The prize was £40,000,
twice the value of the Turner prize. The winner of the KLF
award would be announced in a TV advert during the live Turner
prize coverage on Channel 4.
The recipient of the award was to be
Rachel Whiteread, also the winner of the Turner prize.
The money was nailed to a wooden frame and secured to the
railings outside the Tate Gallery, where the awards were being
held and televised live.
Whitread only accepted the award after
the K foundation threatened to burn it if she did not.
In a bizarre simultaneous sideshow,
KLF nailed £1,000,000 of their own money to an art installation.
When they dismantled the installtion and returned the million
to the Bank of England, pierced with nail-holes, the Bank
declared the money unusable and fined the K- Foundation £9000
for damaging it and charged them £500 to print a new
million. Who says money isn't cheap?
Burning £1,000,000
Allegedly, they burnt a million pounds
in an abandoned boathouse on Jura, near the village of Ardfin
on the 23rd of August 1994.
It took just over an hour for Cauty
and Drummond to pile the wads onto the flames and the spectacle
was witnessed by a freelance journalist.
This should be balanced against an Omnibus
TV documentary on the burning, where the KLF's bank confirmed
that a million pounds in cash had been withdrawn.
Unfortunately, the supporting film also
showed a bank statement with a credit transfer of £1,300,000
going into the Foundation's account just a few days later.
Not that we suggest anything. Probably
coincidence.
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