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LUNATICO ACCUSES SFA OF RACISM
SFA say "Bugger off, Wop"

In an astonishing outburst, controversial Fourth Lanark manager, P.R.Lunatico has accused the SFA of conducting a deliberate campaign of "racism of the very worst kind" against his team of totally non-Scottish players.

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SFA call PR a "wee wop"

"Only yesterday," an angry and emotional PR announced from his plush Portacabin office at Cowpat Park, "I received a letter from Park Gardens written entirely in Eenglish!

 

Thees ees an outrage! They know I am an Italian and should 'ave been more sensitive."

Also, they 'ave called my new signing, Claudio Cokedda an "Argentinian" just because he comes from Buenos Aires! 'Ow blatant ees that?!"

A showdown with the SFA is now inevitable.

The SFA refused to comment, but an inside sourcehas revealed to FirstFoot that they are "taking the comments of the typically temperamental little Wop very seriously indeed."