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Duane Looney - voyed "most desirable footballer of the year"
The fiancee of former Fourth Lanark wonderkid Duane Looney spoke out this week at her “anguish and shock” over the revelations that her teenage soccer star partner had engaged in sordid sex acts with several prostitutes.

In an exclusive interview with FirstFoot, Doreen McLaughin, 19, revealed that the player, recently signed by Madchester Rovers in a £27 million deal, begged her to forgive him for his behaviour.

During an emotional “clear the air” meeting with Doreen’s family, the precocious Looney pledged that the seventeen visits to brothels had all been “one-offs” and that none of the £45 a time prostitutes had meant anything to him.

Looney had originally denied the accusations of his sordid liasons until CCTV footage came to light which clearly showed him playing away from home with a 48 year old slapper dubbed by locals as “the old boot of Bootle”.

From the living room of her parents’ two bedroom terraced slum in Toxteth, Doreen told FirstFoot that in spite of everything she had decided to forgive the wayward star, who is expected to earn in excess of £4 million in the coming year.

“It was just a silly mistake, that’s all, and I know that Duane bitterly regrets being caught. All I want to do now is concentrate on the future and helping Duane to manage on his new salary of £50,000 a week. And besides, he was so sorry he gave me a 30 grand car – how could I not accept an apology like that?.”

Brave Doreen is now expected to give up her £60 a week hairdressing job to look after Looney in Madchester.

The wayward Looney, who has often been described as having “a face like a smacked arse” was unavailable for comment. Doreen’s father Ron summed things up, however, saying that his daughter was “a saint with a heart of pure gold.”

“Why she should want to get back together with a pug ugly, whore-shagging, lying little millionaire is a mystery to me. I can’t understand it at all. She must see something in him though, and if staying with the filthy rich scumbag and living a life of luxury is what she really wants then it’s a decision I just have to respect.”