|Scottish slang word||Definition|
|Hackit||Ugly, usually femaleSee her, she's pure hackit, so she is|
|Haddie||A person/group of people who are hopeless at something.
eg - Football team played like a bunch of haddies
|Hame||HomeExampleHame is wherr the hert is|
|Hampden||The score.Usually asked as a question (What\'s the Hampden?),rhyming slang and shortened from The Hampden Roar.Can mean either the result (of a game) or the situation.|
|Hanker||A snotter, bogie, especially of the large green variety.
"Aw don't greet hen, it's only a picture"
|Hashet||Noun Large plate or bowl, of the sort used for making steak pehs and similar. From the French for 'plate', 'assiette'.|
|Haud||HoldHaud oan a meenit, or ah'll panel yerr coupon|
|Haud yer wheesht||Be quiet!|
|Haver||VerbTo blether keech, at great length. As in:Shut yir puss, yi haverin bastirt.|
|Haw maws||testicles (rhyming slang)
"Ah know ye're fae a broken home, an ye've goat a drug habit, an ye're a victim o' society, an ye've got low self esteem. Noo pit the video doon an get oota mah hoose afore ah take this cleaver tae yer haw maws ya wee burglin' bastart"
|Haws||Insuperably enjoyable or beautiful."Draught MacEwans is the haws"."White puddin suppers is the haws".|
|Hedley||Bar (rhyming from Hedley Lamarr in Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles")|
|Hee Haw||Nothing, zero, emptyExampleTony Blair kens hee haw aboot hee haw|
|Heid Bummer||Noun: The boss; the person in charge; the head honcho; top banana ; big dog ; chief ; el jefe ; the man ; High Heid Yin; top of the food chain etc etc etc.
Note - there are only ever Heid Bummers - there are never any subordinate bummers, or even just bummers. Only Heid Bummers. Come to think of it... picture the following conversation:
Caller: Hello, ah'd like tae speak tae the Top Banana.
Receptionist: Eh'm sorry but the Top Banana is in a meeting.. May eh put ye through to the Assistant Banana?
That just doesn't happen either.
Example: Wummin 1: hallo, Missis Mac , how's your wee Shagger gettin oan?
|Heid-the-ba||The person in charge.
If you need a refund you must consult heid-the-ba, he is in charge. He is a bit of a numpty but who in management isnt?
If you dont behave I will report you to the heidy.
|Heifer||A gangly clumsy teenage lassie|
|Hen||Word to describe someone you affectionatly know (female only). (Aye, ok then hen)|
|Hen||word to describe someone you affectionatly know (female only). (Aye|
|Herry||Noun: A streetwise young lady, lacking in refinement, probably somewhere in her teenage years. Often possessed of a less-than-delicate voice, and rather unsubtle vocabulary. May be used to denote one who is over-eager to explore the possibilities of indiscriminate precocious sexual experimentation.
Sometimes spelled "hairy"
|Herry Pie||The female genitalia, minge, fud.|
|Het||noun: the one most recently "tug" in a game of Tig, or Hide-and-Seek, "It" Tig! You're Het!|
|Hickey||A love biteHaw gonnae no dae hickeys oan ma tits, ma da'll see them|
|Hidie||To play hide and seek.|
|High Heid Yins||A term for upper management " Ah cannae dae nuthin aboot that hen,ye'll huv tae talk tae the high heid yins upstairs.|
|Hilda||vomit (rhyming slang from Hilda Gronk)
"Ah wis gonny go in furra Chic Murray last night but thir wis a big Hilda on the pavement ootside the kebab shoap. Pit me right aff so it did...So ah jist went fur a pizza.
|hing aff us||leave me alone|
|Hing oot||(noun) Lady of easy virtue, a hoor.
(Verb) Of a gentleman, to engage in sexual congress........"Ah wid hing oot thon wee Wendy tae the Sanitary pull't me aff!"
|Hingin||A young lady of the age of sexual consent but unfit for the purpose|
|Hingy||Under the weather. In the early stages of getting a cold or other illness. " He's no well...he's a bit hingy."|
|Hirple||Verb: To limp, walk with uneven gait.
Example:Ma feet's fuckin killin me wi these new shoes! Ah wis hirplin aboot the dancin aw night!
|Hizer||Pronounced - high-zer.
A clothes pole (Arbroath)
translation, "Hey wee man gonnay get ra hizer tae keep ra sheets fae draggin onra grund"
|Hoaching||covered by a mass of living things, infested. Ah was in the toon and it was hoaching wi celtic supporters|
|Hochle||To cough up phlegm, especially thick green mucus from the throat.
"Ah wis sittin oan the bus yesterday when ah sudenly noticed they'd done away wi the signs that used tae say "No Spitting".So ah thoat since it wisny forbidden ah wid hochle up a big greener an hing it oan the windae.The wummin in the windae seat started complainin like fuck. Ye'd huv thoat ah'd called HUR a cow or somethin'! Then the Driver pit me aff."
|Hogbeast||An unattractive woman."Did ye see the burd wi Paul oan Seturday what a fuckin hogbeast, you could play a roond a golf oan er erse."|
|Hoorin'||Chasing women of easy virtue. "Are ye aff oot hoorin' it the nicht agin?"As an adjective in Fife. "Ah missed the hoorin' bus an' had tae walk hame"|
|Houghmagandy||NounThe act of sexual congress.|
|Howff||Public house, usually of the spit and sawdust variety.|
|Howfin||Smelly, Stinking"Man yer feet are howfin'"|
|Howlin||SmellyWho drapped that? It's howlin!!|
|Hoy||To throw, or to throw out/away
Are ye gonnae eat this parritch frae yisterda, or will a jist hoy et ?
|Huckle||VerbTo make the acquaintance of the local constabulary viz:"Erwis a wee bit stushie in the closie last nicht an ah goat huckled."|
|Hudgie||Pronounced like budgie meaning a free lift hanging on for dear life at the rear of a vehicle(usually an ice cream van)whilst the driver was totally oblivious to your presence.|
|Humbaw||Another glasgow word for fellatio but is used as a witty retort....gies a humbaw,ya dobber.|
|Humdinger||Noun: That which is exceptional; worthy of note; but not necessarily in a good way... often used of people whose behaviour is at odds with reality, or of things which are significantly different from normal.
pronounced HUMM DING ER
Example: Huv ye met her Maw? She's pure mental. A real humdinger!.
|Humph||Convex shape below ones shoulders.|
|Humphey Backit||A person with a humph, or hankering after one.
If I do any more lino laying I will get humphy-backit and no mistake.
|Hun||A supporter of Glasgow Rangers football club|
|Hunners||A number generally more than 10.Ah've told you hunners ae times, dinnae pick yer nose wi yer fork|
I got a hurl on the back of the ginger lorry.
Maw, he hurled a stane at me, the bastard.