FirstFoot is a non-profit making Website aimed at Scots, expat Scots and Scotophiles.

Humorous and satirical in essence, the site aims to be to shortbread and tartan what William MacGonagall was to poetry.

FirstFoot now sells a range of Scottish products, including our own brand whisky in order to fund the running of the site, which attracts 4 million hits a year.

It is run by a collective of independent writers with no particular political affiliations or bias and, as such, reserves the right to take the p**s out of any public figure or establishment, regardless of party or creed.