Micro$oft Windies Twa Thoosan' ®
('Weegie Edition)

Micro$oft wants to help YOU in 'Weegieland. Don't be forced to use confusing Anglicised software. Due to be released soon, the 'Weegie Edition of Windows 2000, entitled Windies Twa Thoosan'®.

Feel at ease straight away!!

The traditional "Start" button has been replaced with a more familiar term:
The "Recycle Bin" has been renamed something more fitting:
While the "Internet Explorer" now has a more recognisable title:
Nae mair high fallootin names like "My Documents". Windies Twa Thoosan' tells it like it is:
An' "C:\ drive" (whit's that then ?), is now called something a wee bit mair appropriate:
"Yes", "No" & "Cancel" are no longer used:
Several exclusive programmes have been included with Windies Twa Thoosan':
The computer no longer makes you click an American "OK":
If ye dinna ken how tae dae somethin' the "Help" facility has been replaced with a more 'Weegie friendly version:
The "Control Panel" now has a new name along with some internal settings:

Tips for 'Weegie users:

If you make a typing error, use the backspace to replace the "wrang yin" ~ Note: Tippex® is hard to clean off the monitor !