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FirstFoot has a firm policy on Race matters:

We reserve the right to take the piss out of any race, creed, colour or religion. We wish to do so in a light-hearted manner and no permanent or prejudicial offence is intended.

There is a nation for whom we make exceptions. This is of course Panama.

FirstFoot believes that Panama was directly responsible for America beating Scotland to the moon and for the 1707 Act of Union and it is our mission to make them pay.

So, you can take your Panama hats, your Panama bloody Canal and Panama bleedin Cigars and stick them where the sun don't shine ............ (to be continued).

Panama - be afraid, very afraid.

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