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FirstFoot seeks to spread venom and derision equally across all age groups. Our general parameters are that if you can walk, talk and wipe your own ass, then you're fair game. All FirstFoot staff are carefully selected, psychologically profiled and drug tested in order to ensure that they are twisted, warped, full of the sort of drugs that can drop a Bull Elephant and generally unfit to hold down proper positions in society. If you feel that there is an age group not sufficiently distressed by our barbarism, then please let us know and we will do our best to rectify the situation. |
