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O

To the Tune of "Flower of Scotland" (you might have to use your imagination).

Oh powerful Salmond
Whit dae ye see
Oan News At Ten
Are ye makin news for
Yerr ain big ego again

Yerr stayin in London
An still dead smarmy
But McConnells real worried
Ye'll be in Embra again

Sturgeon's here now
And Cunningham leaves
The rest ae us feel ill
Aboot Scotland the now

Yerr stayin in London
Will anythin change
Wi aw fuckin doubt it
Cos yerr too mainstream
An gie'in us mair ae the same

Oh powerful Salmond
Whit dae ye see
Oan News At Ten
Are ye makin news for
Yerr ain big ego again

 

Apologies to Roy Williamson