An Italian educated alcoholic megalomaniac
One of the most important figures in Scottish history
Related to Prince Charles
Related to Princess Diana

2. Is Paw Broon

A dirty Dawg
Dead
A clean living ex-schoolteacher who also manages the Scotland football team
A fit and tanned man desired by most teenagers in Central Scotland

3. The Member of the Scottish parliament for Fife constituency, Brian Monteith, is

modest
more concerned about his constituents than his own profile
A wee fat ex-bankrupt self publicist
my favourite MSP

4. The Battle of Culloden

Was a really cool PC game
Didn't happen - it is a fiction of Scottish history
Was the beginning of the modern equivalent of Scottish ethnic cleansing
Was a chapter in the quest of a benevolent neighbour to bring civilisation to Scotland

5. Is Renfrew MacLudge

A warm and concerned MSP
A wee shaggin'dipsomaniac chancer
The alternative voice of Scotland
Pissed

6. A "Boak" is:

First cousin to a haggis
A small stream
What Morningside folk call a book
Projectile vomit usually caused by more than 18 pints of eighty shilling

7. Andrew Neil

has single-handedly saved The Scotsman newspaper
Is one of the most important media players of our age
Is really very ugly
Made the Sunday Times a respected newspaper

8. The "Old Firm Match"

Is a hockey tournament between ICL and BT
Is an ancient way of lighting fires
In increasingly irrelevant in modern times
Is an excellent analogy which illustrates the dichotomy of sectarianism in modern Scotland

9. Scotland was not responsible for

Inventing Penicillin
Inventing Television
Inventing Tarmacadam roads
Inventing Margaret Thatcher

10. A Scottish Tory

Is a vital constitient for a healthy democracy
has a finger on the pulse of Scottish life
Is a smelly wee jobby facing extinction
Is a self interested anachronism