Jack
McConnell was right and we were wrong.
We never envisaged having to write those
words. But credit is given where credit is due. Our visionary
First Minister has proved us wrong.
When Shagger said that Scotland should
support London's bid for the 2012 Olympics because of the
economic benefits that would accrue to the Scottish economy,
we were sceptical in the extreme.
"Another example of a South-East-centric
government that couldn't think its way out of a paper bag
and a poodle of a First Minister who can't fart without asking
the permission of his masters in London" was what we thought.
But we were wrong and are slightly humbled
by the enormity of the coup that Shagger has pulled off.
Now that the bid details have been announced,
complete with a £2.4 billion investment in London, FirstFoot
exclusively reveals the parts of the plan that have not yet
been made public.

It was with great pleasure that we heard the announcement
that some Olympic football matches have been earmarked for
Hampden Stadium. While our many FirstFoot world exclusives may start to become routine and slightly dull for our readers, the thrill of being the first media organisation to publish really exciting news never dimishes for us. And so it is with relish that we can exclusively reveal the matches that will be played at our national stadium.
East Timor v Bhutan
Burkina Faso v Cook Islands
Guam v Kiribati
Nauru v Myanmar
We sincerely hope that both of the spectators enjoy the matches.
And finally, we can also exclusively reveal the economic
benefits that Shagger was predicting. In a global exclusive,
our man inside the Scottish Executive has smuggled out the
following investment masterplan for Hampden.

Never again will we doubt the wisdom
of our political leaders.