Michael Owen
Micky Owen
M Owen (England)
Mike Owen

2. Do you think England will win the World Cup?

I would rather contemplate castration with a rusty razor blade
I sincerely hope not
Maybe
Yes

3. Sven Goran Eriksson

Is a Swedish Sexually Transmitted Disease
Is a Swedish Transexual
Is a wee shagger
Is Britain's best known actor in TV commercials

4. What nationality is Alan Hansen?

English
Swedish
Japanese
I don't know but he isn't Scottish

5. What has been the most entertaining moment so far?

When that boy got his nuts in the way of a ball doing 100mph
Ronaldo pretending his nuts got in the way of a ball doing 100mph
The Swedish equaliser against England
Doesn't involve Scotland so I don't give a fuck

6. What has been the worst moment so far?

Beckham's scoring from a penalty against Argentina
England winning against Argentina
England being awarded a penalty against Argentina
Beckham's penalty celebration against Argentina

7. Who is TV's ugliest commentator?

Ron Atkinson
Graham Taylor
Alan Hansen
Gazza

8. What is the English definition of the word cheat?

Foreigners who beat England at football
Argentinians who beat England at football
Any nation that beat England at any sport
Any foreigner, anywhere

9. Scotland are not at the World Cup because?

We're shite at football
It was too far and Sushi is shite
Deep fried pizza tastes better than deep fried dog
Don't know but I blame the Tories

10. Who will win the World Cup

Brazil
Germany
Spain
Don't give a fuck as long as it isn't Ingerluund