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The new First Minister Jack "King
Shagga" McConnell has released details of his new cabinet
appointments.
"I want this cabinet to reflect
all that is best about Scotland" said McConnell in the press
release accompanying the announcement.
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Executive
Office
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New
Minister
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Minister
without Portfolio
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Agnes
McConnell
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Minister
without a clue
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Tommy
McConnell
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Minister
for Ministers
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Angus
McConnell
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Minister
for Taxis
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Senga
McConnell
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Minister
for Cars
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Alex
McConnell
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Minister
for Buses
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Eck
McConnell
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Minister
for Trains
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Fraser
McConnell
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Minister
for Bikes
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Angus
McConnell
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Minister
for Roller Blades
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Hamish
McConnell
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Minister
for Mountains
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Fiona
McConnell
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Minister
for Lochs
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Donald
McConnell
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Minister
for Glens
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Ramsay
McConnell
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Minister
for Arran
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Helen
McConnell
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Minister
for Skye
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Ewan
McConnell
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Minister
for Mice
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Alan
McConnell
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Minister
for Brothels
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Rev
Tom McConnell
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Minister
for Football
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Alex
McConnell
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Minister
for Kilts
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Ian
McConnell
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Minister
for Cheese
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Carol
McConnell
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Minister
for Sewers
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Ken
McConnell
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Minister
for Pencils
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Ellen
McConnell
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Minister
for Toenails
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Effie
McConnell
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Minister
for Clocks
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Snodgrass
McConnell
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Minister
for Dentists
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Hunter
McConnell
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Minister
for Bribes
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Brian
McConnell
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Minister
for Summer
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Tarquin
McConnell
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Minister
for Winter
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Hector
McConnell
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Minister
for Spring
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Euphemia
McConnell
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Minister
for Rain
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Agnes
McConnell
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Minister
for Canoes
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Robert
McConnell
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Minister
for Socks
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Jo
McConnell
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