Helen Liddell - the only MP who can eat a whole Mars Bar sideways

Helen Liddell, the Scottish Secretary of State at the big Parly in Ingerlund, defended her recent trip to Hong Kong.

Apparently, a firm in the Borders had picked up £1.5 million in new orders from Hong Kong. And all because of Mrs Liddell's visit. Wonderful stuff eh?

This got FirstFoot thinking ………

There are 129 Members of the Scottish Parliament

And

There are about 80 Members of Parliament at Westminster.

If they all fucked off around the world visiting exotic locations, picking up orders of £1.5 million per week wherever they went, this would bring in over £16 billion of new business into Scotland every year.

And we would save another £300 million 'cos we wouldn't need that extremely expensive building they are erecting in Edinburgh.

So …. Get aff yer arses and get on a bloody plane ya lazy good fer nothin' freeloaders !!!!!