The "fantastic, fresher", new SNP "Heather" logo

Police were called to SNP headquarters in Edinburgh today, to subdue a near riot by young female voters.

The crowd, which at one time reached double figures, had all been completely seduced by the SNP's new Heather logo, targeted at the "young and female".

A young female from the near-hysterical crowd, gorgeous Eupemia MacLung, speaking exclusively to FirstFoot, admitted that until today she had not been interested in politics. "But when I saw that logo, I knew that the SNP was the party for me".

The new logo which is intended to symbolise a "fantastic, fresher, intrinsically Scottish" party, was designed by Eugionio Trattatorio, the renowned Italian men's underwear model.

Pouting, young, female person, Senga MacPhail, speaking exclusively to FirstFoot admitted that "she felt more fantastic and much more fresher" since first seeing the new logo.

The SNP will not discuss the cost of the revamped image but agreed that taxes would have to rise by 2p to pay for it. A small price to pay for fresh feeling young women.