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Welcome to our very occasional, Lookalikes and
their Signatures series.
This week, we have invited Dr. Howard De'ye Wantaemakethis,
one of the world's leading handwriting analysts, to compare the
handwriting of Joseph Goebbels, Minister for Propaganda for the
National Socialist's in Germany, and our own beloved John Swinney,
Minister for Propoganda for the Nationalists in Scotland.
First, we asked the good doctor to examine the signature
of John Swinney, and this is what he had to say:
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| Swinney signature |
"The dot of
the I is well advanced of the character itself, but all of the
letters are indecipherable. The typical signature of a person
who is looking to the future, but can't find a good reason for
doing so. "
"The characters of the signature
are small and cramped. This would indicate a person obsessed with
process and short on vision."
The straight lines
of the letters, and the final emphatic flourish which underlines
the signature, all conceal a contradiction between didactic interpersonal
relationships and symbiotic....continued
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We then asked the good Doctor, to examine the signature
of Dr Joseph Goebbels:
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| Goebbels signature |
"Aw, get tae
fuck. This is one of those trick questions. It's a bloody politician
again isn't it. Let me guess. Unsuccessful. Ambitious. Personally
lacking in charisma. Shit, I give up ……… it's John
Swinney, isn't it"
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