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In a moment of true British
spirit and one-nationess, Scottish faith healer, Yurine McGeller,
has implored the Scottish nation to come to the aid of David Beckham.
"It's a damn shame. We need to
get the boy fixed up before the World Cup" McGeller said
to FirstFoot.
"I ask everyone in Scotland to
cut out the hammer below.
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Cut
this hammer out
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And then, at twelve noon on May 1st,
I want the whole nation to strike the picture of David Beckham
in the area we have circled".
McGeller continued that he was confident
that if everyone in Scotland battered Beckham in the goolies at
the same time, then the wee nyaffs' balls would drop and he would
speak in a proper masculine tone and not the poncey high pitched
whine he currently inflicts on all of us.
Do it for Beckham and Ingerluund.
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