Scotland is shrinking. It's official.
Recently released Government figures claim that
more than 20,000 people left Scotland last year to move to England.
Other recently released statistics suggest that
the English drink more than the Scots do.
Are these two pieces of official news by any chance
related ? We think that we should be told.
Are people leaving Scotland in order to be able
to drink more ? FirstFoot demands action.
If there is a mass exodus of our people to a neighbouring
nation which offers them more booze, then radical change is called
for.
We at FirstFoot are not prepared to see our nation
denuded of it's best and most talented drinkers. We demand:
1. Free drink on the NHS.
Err, that's it.