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Och,
jings, crivens ..... sometimes it's just too easy.
The
wee fat self-publicising MSP for Fife, Brian
"Bankrupt" Monteith recently criticised his fellow
MSP's dress code. "Bankrupt" went on to suggest that he
could take up the fashion cudgels which have been left untouched
since the demise of Nicholas Fairbairn, the now deceased drunk who
appeared in Parliament looking like a dogs dinner on several occasions.
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The
sartorially challenged Brian "Bankrupt" Monteith
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Here
are FirstFoot's ten reasons why "Bankrupt" may have to
reassess his position:
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1
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Those
glasses. Usually seen on some sick saddo being sentenced to
multiple life sentences for some utterly odious crimes. Dr
Harold Shipman springs to mind.
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2
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The
pasty white, haven't seen the sun since flares went out of
fashion, legs. More usually to be seen on Portobello beach
with a hanky on it's heid.
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3
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Oh
my God. Patterned sports ankle socks. Nothing more needs to
be said ....
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4
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That
fat stomach. Too many good dinners Bankrupt. You'll need to
lose a few stone ....
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5
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Aaaaagh
!!!!! It's not just the "What Everyone Wants" sports
style thigh exposing nylon shorts. It's the pudgy milky white
thighs that go with them. Disgusting Bankrupt !!! Pure disgusting.
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6
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There
must have been a sale at What Everyone Wants. Bankrupt looks
as if most of the wardrobe comes from there, Bet his feet
smell as bad as his politics in those shoes though.
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7
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The
Rugby jersey. Went out of fashion quicker than it came in
and was last seen on anyone with any sense in 1973.
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8
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A
deck chair nicked from Blackpool beach by the looks of things.
C'mon Bankrupt. Where's yer designer chic in a bloody deck
chair. C'mon........
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9
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No
wonder he's so bloody fat and pasty, nae buggers' cut the
hedge fer ages.
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10
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See
above ...... grass
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