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It
appears that the Scottish Executive is keeping an active eye
on the "new opportunities" available on the WorldWideWeb.
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It's
big, it's blonde, Oh God, oh No, It's Margo McDonald
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Several
staff have been sacked, having been caught surfing the Internet
for hardcore pornography.
Software programmes designed to prevent
access to such sites were easily circumnavigated by many of
our diligent and dedicated civil servants, who were then able
to spend hours of taxpayers' time getting their rocks off.
Well I guess it sure beats looking at fishing
quotas. Unfortunately for them, however, their saucy sessions
were being monitored internally and the guilty parties nabbed
"red handed" as it were. A definite case of "Big Brother is
watching you watching."
A
leaked memo reveals that no fewer than 128 cases of net misuse
were detected within Scottish Executive offices over a 3 month
period from April this year.
A
Scottish Office insider stated that "The team who are monitoring
staff using the net have been shocked by what they have found,
and it suggests we have some real weirdos in our top Government
departments."
No
surprises there then.
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