Dr. Liam Fox - not a poof

An anti-Scottish, anti-gay campaign has today been uncovered at the heart of British politics.

At Westminster, London, the British press have run an underhand smear campaign to suggest that Dr Liam Fox, a Conservative, Catholic, right-wing Scottish-educated MP, is a poof and therefore not fit to lead Britain into the 17th century.

Dr. Fox seeks to replace that other Catholic, right-wing Scottish educated Tory, Tony Bliar, as Heid Bummer of England and its provinces,

Of course, FirstFoot is not so antediluvian that we would use the term poof pejoratively.

By poof, we obviously mean someone who has not married by the age of 28 and sired 2 or 3 children.

As a bachelor, the 42-year-old Dr Fox raises considerable suspicions even though he was voted one of the sexiest men in parliament by a survey in a women's magazine. However, when the competition consists of Michael Howard, Iain Duncan Smith and Boris Johnson, perhaps this is unsurprising.

We applaud the clear-minded and progressive thinking of the Tory Party and its press on this matter. Dr. Fox is obliviously a raving nancy-boy poofter and does not deserve to lead the country.