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Congratulations
to Scotland's brilliant children.
The Scottish Qualifications Authority
today announced record passes in the Standard and Higher Grade
exam results.
Education Minister Peter Perfect said
the results showed the general trend of steadily improving
performance thanks to Labour Party policy and that children
educated under Tory policy were "undoubtedly thicker"
than the children of today.
The pass rate for Higher exams has increased
slightly to 106%, and there were more A and B grades awarded.
The full results, compiled by the pupils of St. Magrit of
the Impossible Conception, are as follows:
| Subject |
# of pupils sitting the exam
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# of passes
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pass percentage
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| Tamagotchi
Studies |
12,785
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32,143
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212%
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| Hairdressing |
23,546
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31,198
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104%
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| Advanced
Mathematics |
1
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0
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102%
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| Astrophysics |
0
|
3
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96%
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| Counting |
43,456
|
72,587
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124%
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| Communication Studies |
3,234
|
1,789
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100%
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| French |
34
|
2
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110%
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| German |
23
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1
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133%
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| Kite Flying |
4,687
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4,687
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96%
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| Cooking & Ironing |
21,435
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9,543
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112%
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| Biology |
0
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436
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234%
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| Sums |
8,562
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2,438
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312%
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| Reading |
43
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0
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109%
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| Fashion |
43,654
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23,896
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183%
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| Sectarian Studies |
1,487
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23,587
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96%
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| Politics & Knitting |
3,198
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5,987
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104%
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| History & Woodwork |
2,732
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1,437
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120%
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| Information Technology |
1,498
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2,434
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298%
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| Acupuncture |
78
|
154
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98%
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| Aromatherapy |
2,876
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1,546
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112%
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| Glue Sniffing |
123,546
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123,546
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100%
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TOTALS
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83,435
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18,476
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106%
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