FirstFoot wondered where all the Tories from the 80's and early 90's had buggered off to.

Suddenly, all has been revealed. They are earning vast amounts of money as cartoon characters in "Biker Mice From Mars"

Here's the evidence:

	Ann Widdecombe
	Norman Tebbit
	Michael Portillo
	John Major
	Virginia Bottomley
	Ken Clarke
	John Gummer
	Michael Heseltine

We just hope they are declaring it to the tax man.