The Scottish Labour party today denied any knowledge of the Iraq War.

Answering questions from a Scottish Parliamentary committee investigating the alleged lies that President Blair told to justify attacking Iraq, King Shagga, the Scottish First Minister, admitted that he was embarrassed by the lack of consultation from Westminster.

Basil Bush, President of the Murcan States of World Domination - Boom Boom!!

Shagga asserted that the first that he knew of the Iraq War was when it was all over and Basil Bush, the American President, had declared a peaceful end and perpetual occupation.

"It seems incredible that a major war could have taken place and we were not consulted" said Shagga, "but that's what happened".

Shagga admitted that the Scottish Parliament had not been consulted over World War Two or the Falkland War either and suggested that they wouldn't be "in the loop" for the forthcoming war against Iran.

At a post-inquiry press conference a defiant Shagger told the assembled international press corp, "As a major international figure, this is something I am not prepared to tolerate. If the Westminster Parliament declares another war on truth without consulting me and refuses to let me in on how they get away with telling monstrous porkies, then I will consider my position".

Once the assembled press corps had stopped laughing, Tom Arselicker, Chief Political Correspondent of the Daily Rictus, asked Shagger if he had any nice holiday photographs that he could publish.