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Not strictly "Bad Pop", unless
the pre-school marketplace counts. But the pish that
these guys turn out is embarrassing.
It is sub-Krankies "Scottishness"
delivering anthemic songs like "A Sailor Went to Sea,
to see what he could see, see, see", churned out with
all the panache of primary seven nativity plays.
Why and how they ever became as "popular"
as they have is completely beyond FirstFoot.
The cultural equivalent of McGonagall
for the under fives.
Ugh, FirstFoot is having problems maintaining
a sense of balance as the waves of nausea sweep over.
There is no way we are going to write
about the history, background, successes and the like of The
Singing Kettle. It's just too painful.
FirstFoot urges all Scottish parents
to avoid them. Don't take your children to see them. If we
all ignore them for long enough, they'll go away.
Really.
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